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Excuses Excuses

A subscription service that delivers pre-written excuses for those awkward situations you keep ending up in. Because you shouldn’t have to explain yourself.

Auto-Response

For those pesky message requests or reminders. You can allow ExcuseMe to access your messages, where you can then send it a message you don’t want to respond to. And boom, a message created from the excuse arsenal is sent their way.

Example:
Input: Hey can you help me move this weekend?
Output: I wish I could, but I have to take my dog to its modeling job. Sorry!

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Real Time Excuses

For the out and about situations that leaves you stuttering for a way to get out of. Pull up ExcuseMe, quickly input the situation. And out pops the excuse you need.

Example:
Input: In a conversation with a guy I want to get out of...
Output: I nearly forgot, I need to go water my duck right now. Sorry, bye!

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Free

$0

  • 10 prewritten excuses
  • 3 real-time responses/month
  • Basic excuse categories
  • “Try Before You Lie” preview tool

Monthly Plan

$4.99/month

  • Unlimited excuse generation
  • Real-time text composer
  • "Send On My Behalf" feature as you’re too lazy to do it yourself
  • Emergency Call Faker

Yearly Plan

$39.99/year

  • Everything in Monthly
  • Exclusive seasonal excuse packs
  • “High-Stakes Mode” for boss/ex texting, awkward situations galore
  • Early access to new features

Join today! What excuse do you have not to?